Fuck, it’s genuine. The main trailer for CRYPTO, Hollywood’s effort at a cryptocurrency film, has actually lastly dropped. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

CRYPTO (in some way) stars Kurt Russell, Luke Hemsworth, and Alexis Bledel. It fixates a “monetary sector prodigy” (Beau Knapp) re-assigned to the town of Elba for being too damn proficient at his task.

While in exile, he is apparently entrusted with tracking the masterminds of an underground Bitcoin cash laundering ring (remarkable).

At one point, the primary character exclaims: “We have a severe issue. I’m quite sure the Russian mafia is washing cash through the Omni branch!”– what that is precisely is not instantly clear, however I wager it’s quite dope.

Looks legit

The trailer does make it extremely clear these crims are masters of espionage, leaving no contact number, and no e-mail: Simply. 10. Million. Dollars. In. Cryptocurrencies.

Did I discuss Kurt Russell is a farmer? He uses a cool hat, owns a farm, and there’s a conspiracy associated to that farm. He must be associated with the plot. It appears he is Luke Hemsworth’s dad. Great.

The description of the YouTube trailer states: “ In this cyber-thriller starring Kurt Russell and Beau Knapp, a Wall Street lender links a small-town art gallery to an international conspiracy, putting his own household in severe risk,” and we can’t fucking await it to premiere.

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Released March 12, 2019– 16: 44 UTC.