A lot of parenting a child includes navigating your aging body up and down. Your kid wishes to go feed the goldfish, so you get up. Then he wishes to have fun with flooring puzzles, so you come down. Then he desires a treat, so you’re up once again. And after that you’re down. And after that you’re up. And after that down. And after that up. And after that down. This occurs throughout the day, every day, up until the kid lastly loses consciousness.

Often, you simply wish to stay down.

Exhausted moms and dads, we are here for you. In this video, we reveal you our finest techniques for parenting horizontally(read: while pushing the flooring). Your kid remains amused, while you can rest you tired body. It’s a win-win for all.