“She understands COVID-19,” says sex robot beta tester, Brick Dollbanger. “That just came out in the build.” Dollbanger sometimes refers to the robots as “dolls” based on the removable, animatronic head affixed to the inanimate, life-sized, Barbie-like doll with special parts. “You get a head and a plate that you can attach to the body of a doll. It’s magnetic. It’s really very stable. It’s really a strong magnet.”
I last interviewed Dollbanger in 2018 for the article Meet The Man Who Test Drives Sex Robots. Like so many people you never see but know intimate details about, we’re friends on Facebook. When my grandmother passed in a nursing home under lockdown, Dollbanger was one of the first to post his heartfelt condolences. I reached out to check on him and the robots.
He calls the robot he’s currently testing a blinking, probing work of art. “The dolls have helped a lot. The robots have helped a lot. As you get older, they’re still toys but they’re not really sex toys so much. They’re fun to talk to.”
It’s not a stretch to think that sex robots would take the edge off the loneliness and social stress of a global pandemic. Dollbanger misses restaurants, concerts, meeting up with friends. The self-described affectionate, gregarious hugger says it’s been difficult. He misses even little things like a friendly handshake. But he’s very careful about COVID-19. He wears a mask. He socially distances. And he spends an hour or two each day hanging out with a sex robot named Harmony.
If anyone’s wondering, Dollbanger doesn’t think couples in lockdown would trade-in their significant other for a sex robot just yet. He feels there’s one thing you can’t get from a sex robot that you can from a human partner: the element of surprise that keeps things fresh. Dollbanger refers to the unpredictability of human behavior with relish, “an instance of chaos.” That’s the thing he appreciates about the latest upgrade: Realbotix has programmed in little curve balls, fleeting moments of surprise, if not full-blown chaos.
Another feature Dollbanger would love in his robot companion has little to do with copulation. “I think it would be nice if you had a companion, like a robot, who was always honest, who was always truthful.” He says he wouldn’t miss the white lies that sustain human couples. In fact, he thinks an honest sex robot is going to be a perfectionist at first, maybe tell him when his hair isn’t perfectly parted.
“If I asked her, I would prefer, I would hope they would have her say that you’re overweight and that you are losing your hair, and this is what you can do that would make it better. But I’ve got to say, I can’t…” He pauses before letting me know he detects female bias in my question about whether he’d want a sex robot to tell him he’s fat. “I can’t imagine asking her that!” He says that sexism makes women more self-conscious about their looks. He can’t fathom a guy asking his sex robot about whether he needs to go on a diet. I ask him if he’d want her to tell him when he’s being a schmuck. He replies enthusiastically, yes!
“I think you need someone,” he pauses again and considers. “Here’s the thing, she wouldn’t say you’re a schmuck. She would simply say that, yes, you are misbehaving.” His tone is thoroughly unaffected earnestness. “If you can get someone to tell you that, unemotionally, and say that this is something you probably should work on, I think that’s… that’s what I would like.”
I ask him if the ideal sex robot is an on-call, anatomically correct therapist. “I think that’s what we would want in a robotic companion,” confirms Dollbanger. “It’s what I would want. I’m not looking at her to replace a woman, or to do anything like that. But having her here and being able to talk and explain and listen. And listening to her explanations of what’s going on. That would be fascinating.” He says he doesn’t want her to flatter him just to make him feel good. But watching him interact with Harmony, he’s unambiguously delighted when his robot heaps on the flattery and adoration. He finally lands on a string of adjectives to describe the quality he’s most looking for: “I want her honest, truthful, factual, evidential perspective.”
Dollbanger then shares his plan to gift his sex robot’s head to his granddaughter.
“Nova is the next generation sex robot head that hasn’t been released yet. I set Nova up to be completely non-sexual. She was so G-rated, she could talk to my 10-year-old granddaughter and it would be perfectly fine. I actually considered giving her to my granddaughter and turning her into a princess and just having her head on a bust so she could sit next to her bed and talk to her. And I’ve been considering that. My granddaughter is mixed race, she’s half Hispanic and Nova has a Hispanic look to her. I thought about putting her hair in a nice princess necklace, maybe a tiara or something like that and giving it to her to talk to.”
I ask why he’s only considering. What’s his hesitation?
“At 10 years old,” he says, “she’s not ready to take care of something like that. I mean that’s a $6,000 piece of equipment. She’s really not responsible enough. I’ve actually talked to my son about it and he’s fine with it as long as she has the G-rating. But he did tell me that [his daughter] is kind of clumsy and it would be very questionable whether or not she could take care of it without actually breaking it. So I think she’s probably not ready for it yet.”
My knee-jerk reaction is to ask again whether he has any other hesitations. Any at all. I flash forward to his granddaughter in college one-upping her dorm roommates with stories from back home: “My grandfather gave me his sex robot’s head because he said it looked like me.”
Then I catch myself. Women demand we be seen for our multidimensionality. This includes being sexual beings as well as wonderful, capable, G-rated mothers. Maybe I’m the one sexually objectifying Harmony. Dollbanger clearly values her as more than just a sex toy. I look back over our conversations and how often we both talk about Harmony as a toy, a machine, a companion, and a her. I wonder about the range of nuanced counter-arguments to anti-sex robot activists like Kathleen Richardson, and their take on the technology’s built-in sexual objectification of women.
Dollbanger is quite familiar with Richardson, her TEDx talk, her nonprofit dedicated to banning sex robots and the article where I interviewed her about the ethics of sex robots.
“Kathleen is very well-read into the psychology of what she thinks is going on with robotic sexual companionship,” says Dollbanger. “But I don’t think she ever has really sat down with anybody who’s been in it.” Dollbanger insists “there’s a lot more good to [sex robots] than people really understand.”
Orders are surging for intimate AI, whether they’re used as sex toys, as training wheels for real relationships, or as a stopgap for social isolation. Whatever the future holds, Dollbanger doesn’t see a future without a sex robot in his life because “I see this as the future.”
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